porny drabble and meme

Title: Party Line
Rating: NC-17
Category: Humor, smut
Warnings: Kink, het
Word count: 250

( It was a slow day at HQ. )

~fin


And now for something completely different: a meme! :D

Comment with a character, or a pairing, and listen to me ramble on about them for a little bit. If I feel inspired, you might even get a ficlet. (Combining two memes into one whut!)

I'm going to append to this one a disclaimer which will soon become standard in my LJ: You may, of course, choose to get cute with me, and do totally impossible pairings or characters you know I don't know/can't stand, but if you do that, I will simply pass over your entry and not answer it. :D

Fandoms I know: bzuh, I'm not gonna list every book/movie I know. FMA, GW, Yami no Matsuei, Weiss Kreuz, Harry Potter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Elfquest, Saiyuki. I think this covers every fandom I've written in ever. Any others ok IF you specifically know I know them. You love it OKAY GO!