5000 post! SPAM FOR THE WIN!

Good evening, citizens! As it happens, I'm about to go out of state for a really boring school-related tour, and I won't be back until Monday night. Now, in my absence, I thought I should give y'all something to entertain yourselves with.

So, I am officially declaring a spam post. Let's see if I can come back on Monday and find this post filled up to its max of 5k!

Here's the carrot: When I get back, I'll run the comment stats. The top 10 people at that point will each get a drabble of any character, pairing, or situation. Latest top 10 comment meme is here for comparison. As you can see, the highest number of comments is only 500, so any bored/dedicated spammer could displace her. :o

If you can't think what to post, here's a few fun memes for you to try out:
The RPG Class Test
Is there anyone I don't have friended that you think I should? Leave a comment and a glowing reference!
The LJ Friends Guesser
Pick someone on my f-list that you know or you've seen around and comment here with something you like about them. It can be everything from admiring their username to an entire essay on how great they are spilled over my journal comments. When you've done this, post this meme into your own journal.
Google the phrase "[your name] needs" and post the most amusing results. (Feel free to change names to screen names for protection of the innocent.)

Also, IP logging is off and anonyposting is on. Take the opportunity to leave an anonymous comment, lurkers.

I would only please request that as people spam, they keep it all in a single thread or few threads for page. When I come back I'll read all the top-level posts, but I might not read all the comment threads -- so if you want to leave something for me to see, leave it in a top-level comment.

You know you love it OKAY GO!