Dear Livejournal
May. 31st, 2007 12:07 amDear Livejournal,
Please take a look at my new and updated profile. I got to thinking lately that my bare and barren interest list might make your targeted sponsor advertising more difficult, so I took the liberty of adding in a number of references to activities I habitually enjoy and causes I promote. It may so happen that one or two, well, a few, okay, most if not all of these activities happen to be illegal in certain states and countries. I therefore invite LiveJournal to pre-emptively and permanently ban my account, so that there will be no danger of SixApart being associated with illegal behavior.
Please note: this constitutes warning and foreknowledge! If I should, by some chance, dare to fart after 6 PM in a crowded area on a Thursday, have sex in the back of an ambulance while it is answering an emergency call, or shoot a buffalo from a 2nd story window in Houston, Six Apart would be considered complict and held fully liable. Act fast, SixApart! Act now! There's no time to sit and think about it!!
Sincerely yours,
Please take a look at my new and updated profile. I got to thinking lately that my bare and barren interest list might make your targeted sponsor advertising more difficult, so I took the liberty of adding in a number of references to activities I habitually enjoy and causes I promote. It may so happen that one or two, well, a few, okay, most if not all of these activities happen to be illegal in certain states and countries. I therefore invite LiveJournal to pre-emptively and permanently ban my account, so that there will be no danger of SixApart being associated with illegal behavior.
Please note: this constitutes warning and foreknowledge! If I should, by some chance, dare to fart after 6 PM in a crowded area on a Thursday, have sex in the back of an ambulance while it is answering an emergency call, or shoot a buffalo from a 2nd story window in Houston, Six Apart would be considered complict and held fully liable. Act fast, SixApart! Act now! There's no time to sit and think about it!!
Sincerely yours,
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