random Sins ficlet

[mikkeneko]

Why Lust Is Usually Left in Charge of Gluttony

humor, some vague Sin spoilers.


"Slooooth."

Sloth sighed. Why in hell had she been left in charge of the little monster? Lust was much better at handling him.

"Slooth, I'm hungry."

"I know." She ignored him, and kept working. Hopefully Lust and Envy would be back from their mission soon, and take charge of the older Sin again. Because she wasn't sure how much more of this she could stand.

"I'm hungry."

"I know." Her patience was being tried.

He sucked on one finger, wandering around her office. "Can I eat this?"

"No. You can't eat anything in here," she snapped.

"But I'm hungry."

"I know you're hungry. You're always hungry. That's too bad, you're not allowed to eat anything. Now be quiet and leave me in peace to work!"

After that outburst, there was a few moments of silence, and Sloth turned back to her paperwork.

"Sloth."

"What is it now?" She turned to look over her shoulder, to see Gluttony staring at her, beady white eyes fixed in her direction.

"I'm thirsty."

Comments

[cryogenia.livejournal.com]

Heh, no kidding. Next time I'll turn around and Gluttony will have eaten herself @.@

[kalikamaxwell.livejournal.com]

Hey! I can tell which limbs are mine and which ones aren't! I don't eat my own.

[kracken.livejournal.com]

Is Envy a girl or a boy? ^_^;

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[kracken.livejournal.com]

Ahhh... that explains it. ^_^

[kalikamaxwell.livejournal.com]

This is anime. Look for bouncy boobs. Do you see bouncy boobs? That usually answers the question.

Sloth, can I eat Kracken? I'm hungry.

[kracken.livejournal.com]

I was sure it was a boy... but the skirt/kilt kept trying to convince me otherwise.

[kazaera.livejournal.com]

I was sure it was a girl until the nth time someone referred to Envy as "him".
...although in the manga, nobody knows. Not even Envy. *snerk*

[kazaera.livejournal.com]

XD Just lovely! And thank you for writing Gluttonyfic, no one ever writes him and he's such a cuuuuute li'l Sin. Sort of like an undead cannibalistic teddy-bear.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Undead cannibalistic teddybear. *snickers* I like that description, it works. ^_^

[kazaera.livejournal.com]

*nods* I like it too. And now I have the urge to get out Photoshop and draw a Gluttony-teddy. XD

[lily22.livejournal.com]

Hehcute? Yes, cute. I like Sloth/Gluttony interaction. You don't usually see that.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Well, they don't actually interact much in the series. ^_^; So it's no surprise.

[lily22.livejournal.com]

Yes! But what is a surprise is how well you pulled it off!

[zalia.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

Cute ^^

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

In an evil sort of way, yeah. =D

[crazy-toffee.livejournal.com]

*spits drink all over screen* WAAHHAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

[forgottenlover.livejournal.com]

::waves hands around frantically:: My mind is dirty!

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

i think anything involving the sins is automatically dirty.

[forgottenlover.livejournal.com]

But, do you know what popped into my head???? ::points at her brain::