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Blame [livejournal.com profile] kytyngurl2 for this. When prompted for Roy/Ed fluff, I write it. :D



Ed's mission reports are always both good and bad. Good, because the boy cut his reading teeth on a diet of scientific papers, so his writing style absorbed all the principles of concise, clear, detailed writing to a greater extent than most adults Roy knew. Bad, because Edward doesn't seem to differentiate between reporting what Roy needed to know and reporting what Ed wanted to tell him. His reports are chock full of opinions, complaints, side-stories, anecdotes, and swear words.

Thus Roy has precise and detailed knowledge of Ed's sleeping habits, since the boy never fails to complain about the hardness of train seats, the unsatisfactoriness of cheap inn beds, or the injustice of being forced to sleep in dumps and on streets.

One of the (few) things Ed never complains about, though, is his automail. If Roy stopped to think about it, it's reasonable to think that it must entail a certain amount of discomfort aside from the pain of installation. The heat-draining steel; the unbalanced, unceasing weight.

It isn't until Ed limps into his office one day, small body obviously filled with pain that he won't admit, that Roy realizes how troublesome the automail is for him.

It's somewhat worrisome. Ed should be growing now, his body changing and adjusting, and the combination of automail stress and a lack of decent rest is not good for him. There's no point, however, in saying this to Ed; Ed would only react with furious indignation to any further attempt of Roy's to meddle with his life.

That doesn't mean that meddling is out of the question, though. Just... covertly.

Roy makes a few arrangements, and waits for Ed to come back again.

Ed is dragging when he reports in, early in the afternoon. Roy notes how stiffly he's holding himself, like he's fifty instead of fifteen, but doesn't offer any comment to that hostile expression. "Your report, Fullmetal?"

Ed tosses it on the desk. Roy barely glances at it, before going back to the document he was working on before Ed came in. "May I go now?" Ed asks, sounding cranky.

"No." Really, the boy's expressions were so much fun to watch. "Stay until I read your report, please."

Ed sighs expressively, then slouches over to Roy's couch and flops down. The springs squeak and bounce him slightly, and a startled expression takes over Ed's face briefly. "Hey, is this couch new?"

"Mmmm." Deliberately, Roy pushes Ed's report under a stack of loose documents, producing a scowl from Ed. The boy adopts a deliberately casual posture, hands behind his head as he leans back into the cushion.

"Geez, everybody's complaining about the budget and you go and splurge on fancy office furniture. I swear you're as corrupt as half the officials you send me to weed out. Aren't you going to read my report already?"

"I'll get to it," Roy says, flipping a page disinterestedly. "Be patient."

"Gah!" Ed looks disgusted, then settles in to wait. The clock ticks as he shifts around, tapping his toes, and repeatedly looking back at Roy. When Roy continues to make no move towards his report, Ed snorts in disgust and yanks himself sideways on the couch, deliberately putting his boots up on the uphostery. Roy sneaks a peek, and has to hide a grin. His estimates had been correct; Ed is able to stretch out to his full length on the couch, and it is deep enough for him to lie comfortably on his back with room to spare on either side.

"I swear it's a crime," Ed addresses the ceiling. "This is a damn comfortable couch, all soft and springy. And you don't even use it, you bastard. What a waste. You just keep it around to impress people, don...t... you."

"Mmmm." The clock ticks away, but the office soundproofing is good and there are few other sounds. The rain patters against the window, dimming the sunlight to a dull gray, and the atmosphere is quiet. Peaceful.

Roy risks another glance over at Edward, and sure enough, the boy is asleep, his body fully relaxed into the plush sofa and a blissful expression on his face.

Roy smiles, and tucks Edward's report at the very bottom of his to-do pile.

Date: 2005-06-14 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kytyngurl2.livejournal.com
I love this taking blame when it gets me things like this. :3

NICE job! I like the touches there at the start, with Ed's poor sleeping habits and the suffering automail causes him.... He really is going to be SORE when he grows up, poor kid....

And also I like this Roy. Concerned, but with a clever way of dealing with an often prickly Ed.

The mental image of Ed sleeping on the couch is also ADORABLE. T_T

Wonderful work! Cute and fluffy!

Date: 2005-06-14 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
With Ed, any figure of authority must use a light touch and be sneaky. ^_~

And yeah, Ed must have so much muscle stress and posture problems. He need a choiropractor, stat.

Plotbunny?

Date: 2005-06-15 12:41 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-06-14 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devils-devotion.livejournal.com
Egads, you're all trying to get me corrupted with this "fluff", aren't you? O.o I REFUSE I think you're all succeeding. ^^;; Ah, it was so plesantly gen. I rec now on LJ. ♥

Date: 2005-06-14 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
I was aiming for light roy/ed, but it came out more gen. But hey, if it results in more light roy/ed fluff out there, I am SO not complaining.

Date: 2005-06-14 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devils-devotion.livejournal.com
And now, since the Net is being less wonky than it was earlier, I KNOW rec out on LJ. O.o

*gives Intarwebz*

Well, light Roy/Ed IS gen, really. When one thinks about it.

And now I have my elitist batshit essay to finish. ^^;;

Date: 2005-06-14 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
Good luck on the batshit elitism!

Date: 2005-06-15 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devils-devotion.livejournal.com
NOW, even. (My typos know no bounds.)

Date: 2005-06-14 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lily22.livejournal.com
HEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I was giggling like a brainless and crazy person by the end. That was so perfect.

Date: 2005-06-14 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
Glad it made you laugh. :D

Date: 2005-06-14 07:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cephy.livejournal.com
That was wonderful!! I can completely see Ed sprawled all over the couch. And I love the description of his reports.

Date: 2005-06-14 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
I had fun with that, imagining Ed's reports. Hee, bet they're a headache for Roy.

Date: 2005-06-14 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] materia-indigo.livejournal.com
Oh, for cute! That was so sweet. You write character really well.

Date: 2005-06-14 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
Which character? Or both? Either way, glad you think so!

Date: 2005-06-14 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tir-synni.livejournal.com
Hee! I love when Manipulative!Roy leads to fluff. ^__^

Date: 2005-06-14 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
Better than it leading to angst, that's for certain.

Date: 2005-06-14 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devils-devotion.livejournal.com
WHOOPS.

*takes not the blame for that one*

Date: 2005-06-14 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
I was thinking of [livejournal.com profile] velvet_mace, really.

Date: 2005-06-14 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devils-devotion.livejournal.com
Hooray! *pushes blame onto [livejournal.com profile] velvet_mace* FOR ONCE IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

Date: 2005-06-14 10:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com
So cute! Its so IC and wonderful. Love it. <3

Date: 2005-06-14 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
Thanks!

You have the best icons. :D

Date: 2005-06-14 11:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feast.livejournal.com
Aww, that was adorable. It was pretty in-character, too.
Caring!Roy mixed with Uncomfortable!Ed is love.

Date: 2005-06-14 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
I'm glad you thought it was in-character!

Date: 2005-06-14 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asidian.livejournal.com
Oh. Okay... that was just... love. Just love. *of the opinion that -someone- needs to look out for Ed, cause he does a -crappy- job of it on his own*

That Roy went to the trouble of getting a new couch, and fitting it for Ed's size is just... so. Freaking. Sweet. ^___^

...and on an utterly random side-note, I -love- the description of Ed's mission reports. XD

Date: 2005-06-14 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
-someone- needs to look out for Ed, cause he does a -crappy- job of it on his own

That someone is *usually* Alphonse, but hey... there's only so much he can do about their sleeping arrangements.

That Roy went to the trouble of getting a new couch, and fitting it for Ed's size is just... so.

Hehe, he's not THAT much of a saint. He took it out of the office budget. Probably delegated it to Fury.

Roy: Sergeant-Major, order a new couch for my office. It has to be at least five feet long, two feet deep, and should be the most comfortable couch you can get this side of Dublith. Send the bill to Accounting.

Fury: ?_?

Roy: And get it here by Thursday.

Date: 2005-06-14 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bard-linn.livejournal.com
*laughs out loud, for real* Oh, that's great.

Date: 2005-06-14 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharona1x2.livejournal.com
Don't ever try to say that you can't write fluff well. After reading this, I won't believe you. This was sweet, but in a really subtle way. Good job!

Date: 2005-06-14 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
Did I ever try and claim that? ^_^; Oopsie. Well, I'm glad I was able to write something you enjoyed!

Date: 2005-06-14 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zalia.livejournal.com
Awwww, so sweet ^_^ I love that Roy takes care of Ed but is still sneaky and manipulative in doing so.

Great fic!

Date: 2005-06-14 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
Sneaky and manipulative is Roy's middle name.

Names.

Date: 2005-06-14 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rurounitriv.livejournal.com
Ah, sneaky sweetness. ^___^

Date: 2005-06-14 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
It's the best kind!

Date: 2005-06-14 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazy-toffee.livejournal.com
I LOVE this fic. *cuddles up to it and purrs loudly* How very 'Roy', to be able to sneak his kindness in through subterfuge. LOL! Aaah... the image of Ed cuddling up on the couch. Squeeee, really.

Date: 2005-06-14 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
Just because Roy's a manipulative, sneaky bastard doesn't mean that always has to be bad. >:D

Date: 2005-06-14 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] granate.livejournal.com
HOW DID I ALMOST MISS THIS?!

His reports are chock full of opinions, complaints, side-stories, anecdotes, and swear words.

So very Edward. But how much of that is because Roy lets him get away with it? ;D

That doesn't mean that meddling is out of the question, though. Just... covertly.

SO Mustang right there. :3 Wonderful work, as always, Mikke!

Date: 2005-06-14 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
*laughs* I rather suspect Ed would be for quite a nasty surprise if he ever got transferred into someone else's command.

Date: 2005-06-15 09:57 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] axiom_of_stripe
awww. adorable!

Date: 2005-06-15 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
Aren't they? *coos*

Date: 2005-06-16 08:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toyo-kun.livejournal.com
That is so cute ^^ It made me go "Awww!" ^^

Date: 2005-06-16 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
As it was meant to. *laughs @ your icon*

Date: 2006-01-18 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibikaie.livejournal.com
Finally! After a month of wondering where this fic is so I could reread it, I found it again! *moffs fic with maniacal grin*

Anyway. Was really cute. Liked a lot.

Date: 2006-01-19 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
Glad you found it again! :) Glad it stuck in your mind that long, too.

Yeah, cute. ^^

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