In-House: cracky smut

[mikkeneko]

Blame cryogenia. Doujin always inspire me. Dedicated to tavella, who encouraged me shamelessly.

A sequel to House Rules. I stopped short of the actual porn, because it didn't quite fit with the mood, but that doesn't mean I'm not imagining it. *yum, mental pictures* Anyone who feels inspired to pick up where this left off has my enthusiastically pervy blessings to do so.

Title: In-house
Rating: PG-13/R
Warnings: Humor, hazing.
Pairings: Multiple/Ed.

( Ed's response was nonverbal, but there was no way to misinterpret that hand gesture. )

Comments

[tavella.livejournal.com]

I like to think of myself as a sort of porn muse. Like Erato, but less classy.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Less classy, but every bit as effective. :)

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Edward would love to be immortalized in a library. :)

[kawaiimae.livejournal.com]

*whimpers* poor Edward! And this idea is insanely hot. INSANELY. Mmmm, mental images.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

It's Ed's own fault for getting caught cheating. :) He knew the rules.

and mmyes, they are, aren't they? *_*

[sharona1x2.livejournal.com]

I was fine until you mentioned Armstrong. Now, I can't stop giggling. Poor Ed!

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Poor Ed indeed. Look at it this way: If he can survive Armstrong, he can survive anything.

[inthetatras]

*whistles appreciatively*

I really, and I mean really a good laugh. For both this and House Rules. Awesomeness. *cackles maniacally* So, so many quotable lines. Man, if I don't stop giggling my mother might hear be from upstairs and realise I'm still awake at 7 in the morning ^ ^;;

[inthetatras]

i meant i needed a good laugh, thanks. *kicks self for her not so awesome "typo"*

[kaigou.livejournal.com]

OMG.

"Donate all my books to First Branch," he declared. "And all my savings. Make them name a wing after me."

*dies laughing*

(but very quietly, as I am at work...)

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Reading an R-marked fic at work? Brave woman...

[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

Oh my. Oh my. That was great. I so wanted something this funny and yet dirty.

Of course I'm hopeing you will follow THIS one up as well.

Honestly, after the bullwhip came out last time you'd have thought Ed would have learned.

"Welcome to the military, Fullmetal." -- my favorite line.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

That line was totally dedicated to you. ♥

[paynesgrey.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, another great rip on gays in the military. Oh, and of course you do a fine job making a jab at the multitude of Ed/whoever shippings out there.
It's a smokin'idea and clever.
Good work. ^^

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Whoa, um, in what way is this a rip on gays in the military? O.o I mean, no offense, but I'd really rather you didn't attribute motivations to my fic that isn't there.

[paynesgrey.livejournal.com]

Er...I guess it's not really a rip, just a subject matter that is common I guess.
I didn't mean it as a bad thing really.
Sorry, I didn't mean to offend. o.O

[reikah.livejournal.com]

... huh?

[paynesgrey.livejournal.com]

Sorry, guess I read more into than was there.
I apologize.
...o.O

[okaasan59.livejournal.com]

You make my stomach hurt. In a good way. ^_______^

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Clearly I am spreading my pain around vicariously. :) I am unrepentant!

[cryogenia.livejournal.com]

I liked Ed trying to donate all his books to the library :D

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Tch. A bluff, as he probably doesn't own that many. Where would he keep them, after all? ^_~

[liete.livejournal.com]

Ho ho, poor Ed. Stating his will just before they have his way with him, that's priceless.

And I'm sure Al would get a kick out of watching, pure intentions or not. =D

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Al has to get his fun where he can. ^_^

[qem_chibati]

*snickers* Great sequel!

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Well hey, since he's already so conveniently bent over at waist level... *grins*

I have to wonder if his feet aren't up off the floor... they want him to be at a convenient height, after all... *ducks the wrath of Ed*

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

*laughs head off* The insult to complete the injury...

[timchell.livejournal.com]

I suspect Edward thought he knew exactly what he was doing when he -allowed- himself to be caught cheating. He probably only figured on Roy, Fury, and possibly Havoc as dolers of his "punishment".

Tsk tsk...statistics Edward, sometimes you just can't rely on the statistics.

This was great! XD

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Now that's an idea. Either that or I wonder if Al ratted him out... Nah, he wouldn't do that to his brother. ^_~

[psi-neko.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? >_>

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

....no. Not if he told himself he was just trying to teach Ed a lesson and break him of his cheating habit... >.>

[urbanfaerie.livejournal.com]

Heee at Edo not knowing the order for sure!

It would be kinda funny if Armstrong was the smallest!

I loved Roy's retort to Ed's snarky comment.

YAY for filth. :)

*goes back to the gutter, rolls around in it.*

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I was in such a filthy mood yesterday. Still kind of am. I think it's rebound from the fluffy, completely PG-rated Harry Potter het.