10 Things I Hate About kaltia

[mikkeneko]

1) SHE'S A WONKY BRIT. YES, YOU HEARD ME. I HATE WONKY BRITS! The only thing that could be worse would be if she were Canadian!

2) She keeps taking on new fics and offering to do fics for people and not finishing her old stuff! How dare she not write according to my commands!

3) She's always polite and cheerful and nice and I hate cheerful nice polite people. I want to eat their brains.

4) SHE HAS THE SAME NUMBER OF STALKERS AS ME, THE HOR.

5) She's blond. Eeeeewwww, blonds!

6) I hate her layout. hate hate hate!

7) SHE LIKES ED/WIN! OMG SHE'S BETRAYED THE YAOI FANDOM!

8) SHE LIKES ELRICEST! OMG SHE'S BETRAYED THE HET FANDOM!

9) OMG SHE'S BETRAYING THEM BOTH AT ONCE!

And finally,

10) Nobody else hates her at all.


So come on! Join in the hate! Post all your kaltia hate here!

Comments

[reikah.livejournal.com]

... WELL.

WELL.

I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT YOU JUST BROKE MY HEART. WHEN I'M OVER CRYING PATHETICALLY IN THE BATHROOM AND LISTENING TO EVANESENCE, I WILL GET BACK TO YOU!

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, serves you right! Maybe your love affair with the CAPS LOCK will comfort you!

[reikah.livejournal.com]

... OH NO.

YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE.

HOW DARE YOU INSULT caps_lock? S/H/IT IS MY ONE TRUE LOVE. MY ONE TRUE LOVE, I TELL YOU!

... COCKSPANKER.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

...have you actually looked at that community? *immensely amused*

[reikah.livejournal.com]

... The god of irony laughs at me yet again. :D

[andy-longwood.livejournal.com]

. . . dude you won't believe it, but the two girls in the middle of the picture post on that comm are two of my best friends. FUCKING META! =O

[reikah.livejournal.com]

... that has to be like the time I fell over Jay, PPC Jay, on the elricest comm. :o I was all like... I RECOGNISE YOU and she was like 'uh, cool, I don't! Getawayfrommenow.'

[andy-longwood.livejournal.com]

What's more, that's an ancient picture. Gawd, they're all tiny and prepubescent. They might be shorter than me there. O_o

*checks userinfo* And they're not even in the community! Fucking. Meta.

[anax.livejournal.com]

3) She's always polite and cheerful and nice and I hate cheerful nice polite people. I want to eat their brains.

I thought you were talking about kaltia ...

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Yes, and that's another thing I hate about her! She gives me the lie! xp

Read your ficlet, much liked it. Particularly the description of the effect Ed's scream had on Al. Who is the Lieutenant Colonel in the description? Curiosity piqued.

[anax.livejournal.com]

... damn. Now I'm going to have to finish it, aren't I? o.O

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Indeed you are. If only to find out what they wanted out of Ed, if not to turn him into their undead minion.

[anax.livejournal.com]

Well, y'know, I couldn't make the undead minion thing work.

[reikah.livejournal.com]

Yes. :D

[devils-devotion.livejournal.com]

Waitasec, waitasec, Anax Fic? Where? *ears perk up*

[wiccat.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! you two crack me up XD it's probably not healthy to be laughing so hard in the early morning...

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Evil, remember?

[celes-grant.livejournal.com]

dare I say Mikke/Kaltia OTP? hn... *runs away*


or Kaltia/Mikke.... O_o?

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

heaven forbid, I don't think the universe could take it.

[celes-grant.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we could draw a small Venn diagram and see how logically it isn't impossible.... just fun to muse over XD