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Theme: #4, Joyride
Rating: PG-13 [edit] Whoops, I was wrong. ^^;;; R.



"Why won't you let me drive?" Ed -- whines, Alfons decides, as he herds the other boy firmly into the passenger seat of the car.

"Because you're a menace on the road," Al replies briskly, tucking himself neatly into the driver's seat. "I'm doing this as a service to Germany."

"Screw Germany," Ed says rudely, and Al gives him an annoyed glare as he starts up the engine, "it's my car! And I'm getting better, honest!"

"You've had four collisions in six months!"

"Four minor collisions, and three of them not since June!" Ed protests. "I've got the hang of it now. Besides if we were back home, I could just have fixed the car with alchemy!"

"Sure, Ed."

Ed --sulks, Alfons suspects, as they pull free of the parking space and start on the road. Ed stays quiet, eyes forward as Al glances his map to confirm their direction.

Suddenly, as Al is concentrating on a turn, there's a hand on the front of his pants. He gasps, jerking the wheel hard, as nimble gloved fingers snake inside his button fly and press along the length of his dick.

Al grabs for Ed's hand, but the gearbox scrapes and whines, and with a gasped curse Al has to grab for the stick and downshift. They're losing speed and veering erratically off the road and he was getting hard faster than he ever would have imagined before Ed had come into his life. "Ed!" he shouted, a sideways snatched glance showing Edward just looking forward, apparently entirely unconcerned.

By this time the car was lurching wildly out of control of the road, and Al has to turn all his attention to wrestling with it, even as Ed curls his fingers and pumps slowly up his shaft, pressing with just enough force to --

Their car impacts with something with a sickening jolt, vibrations rattling the both of them in their seats, and Al's world briefly goes white as he comes.

Al sits there for a moment, clutching numbly at the steering wheel, even as Ed primly pulls his hand out of Al's pants and peels the glove off. "Well, well," he says, grinning. "Looks like I'm not the only menace on the road."

"Do you get aroused by car crashes or something?" is all Al can manage.

If anything, that only makes Ed smugger. "Only when I'm the one at the wheel."

Date: 2005-09-12 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reikah.livejournal.com
... Ooooh. :D

Date: 2005-09-13 10:16 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-09-12 08:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sky-dark.livejournal.com
LOLOLOLOLOL OMG that was great! XD

Date: 2005-09-13 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
Hee, glad you liked.

Date: 2005-09-12 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] materia-indigo.livejournal.com
And HOW is that PG-13??!!

(not that I minded, or anything. ^_^; )

Date: 2005-09-13 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
It's PG-13 to my sleep-starved 5 AM mind, apparently. ^^;

Date: 2005-09-12 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kesenaixtsumi.livejournal.com
Lovely work; darling.
XD That's one way to snag the wheel -- We need to see more of Ed like this. Haha.
::worship::

Date: 2005-09-13 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
What, evil and manipulatively pervy? Might one even say... seme? Hmmm.... yeah, we do!

Date: 2005-09-12 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celes-grant.livejournal.com
this is SOOOOO not PG-13 XD How dare you~! (mmm If all road menaces looked like Ed and Heiderich? HAR! I'd have accidents more often)

Date: 2005-09-13 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
Ah, sorry, hope you didn't get into any trouble!

Date: 2005-09-14 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celes-grant.livejournal.com
Not that I know of XD if my wifi is banned from the library I know who to blame *I seriously doubt it*

Date: 2005-09-12 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rose-nightshade.livejournal.com
*dies laughing* ah, more reasons why getting pervy with the driver is a baaaaaaaaad idea. XD *very amused* ehehehe, this was great. *giggle*

Date: 2005-09-13 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
The BEST reasons why getting pervy with the driver is an unwise idea. :)

Date: 2005-09-14 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rose-nightshade.livejournal.com
*LMAO* XD guess it's sorta like dying.. if it's gonna happen, it might as well be in a blaze of glory! XD

Date: 2005-09-13 10:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazy-toffee.livejournal.com
AHAHAAHAHAHAHA! Good one!

Date: 2005-09-13 10:15 pm (UTC)

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