Fluff

[mikkeneko]

Title: Fluff
Rating: Light R for language, sex humor
Category: Humor, meta
Notes: A sort-of sequel to my other metafic, "Agenda."



"Oh, fuck yeah," Ed groaned, tossing his head back as Roy's hard, determined fingers moved within him. "Roy, you, you, that's perfect, that's just..."

A dark velvet chuckle was his only response, and Ed grunted in frustration and loss as the fingers retreated. Filling his lungs with air, he leaned back, steadying himself against the back of Roy's couch with his automail hand. "Come on," he moaned.

Roy's eyes glinted appreciatevely, even as his own hands left Ed temporarily to grip his own hard, ready cock. "You have no idea how good you look right now," he said, voice rich with need. "Enough to tempt an angel to fall."

"Don't get all metaphorical on me now," Ed gasped, flinging his leg up over the couch back. "Come on, Roy, I'm ready, need you now!"

Spreading his legs wide, Ed licked his lips, closed his eyes, and waited.

And waited.

And waited.

After several minutes, he opened his eyes again to glare at his lover, who was just standing over him, staring. "Okay, what's the fucking hold-up?" he snapped.

Roy shrugged helplessly. "It looks like our fic has been put on hold," he said.

"ON HOLD?" Ed yelped, sitting bolt upright. "In the middle of the fucking sex scene?"

"It seems the author has a number of important homework assignments that she can't delay on. To say nothing of the paper due at the end of the week. We're scheduled to be back on in, oh, say," Roy glanced at his watch, then at the calendar on the far wall, "next Tuesday."

"I don't fucking believe this!" Ed punched the couch cushion angrily with an automail fist, causing the seam to split. "So I'm just supposed to wait? For a fucking week? WHERE THE HELL IS MY FLUFFER?!"

"Coming, Niisan!" a voice sang from off-set.




...

I got nothin'.

Comments

[reikah.livejournal.com]

...

I got nothin' on you. I love you. :D

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

*loves in return* :D

[askerian]

*dies of teh lmao*

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

*REVIVES WITH SPECIAL AUTHOR POWERS!*

[anax.livejournal.com]

*dies and dies again*

I'd never seen the previous one. o.O

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Really? Not that you were missing all that much, but hey.

[tir-synni.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Just when Ed starts enjoying a fic. . . .

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I know. I'm so very mean. He doesn't even get to enjoy the good stuff any more.

[chauni.livejournal.com]

::laughs:: Oh, the love!

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Your icon is enormously cute

[chauni.livejournal.com]

::giggles:: If you want to use it, feel free. ::smiles::

[wofl-iron.livejournal.com]

too awesome for words!

[devils-devotion.livejournal.com]

....mrrrrrrr. XDDDDDD But I'm supposed to be on hiatus, so you~ didn't~ see~ me~!!! *ninja-waltzes back out of fic*

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

You and me both, kid. :)

[okaasan59.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard I hurt my stomach. Fluffer!! Bwahahaha!

I'm also feeling guilty about the 4x3 fic I left at the same point several months ago. *gulp*

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I really just wrote the fic so I could include that one word, heh heh heh. Does it show?

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

LoL, poor, poor Ed... *wibble* No really, it's tragic XD

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

It is. Even when he wins, he loses!

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

*hangs head in shame* I have sooooooooooo done this. x.x

But still damn funny! XD

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

What author hasn't done this occasionally? :) Except maybe Vel. Hard to say.

[tavella.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. I shouldn't laugh this hard before breakfast...

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Nonsense, it's a great way to start your day!

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

*dies several times* No wonder my gargoyle muses are so mad at me. ^^;;

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah! You're an unholy tease, woman! :)

[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

Ok, now I have to change my clothes. I just peed my pants.

This is so freaking true. (except I have to leave them hanging to do things with the kids rather than homework.)

I love the idea of Al being the fluffer.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

This was one of those fics where I wrote the last (two) line first, the rest of the fic was just window dressing. :)

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

I love:

-fics like this
-your face
-Al the Fluffer

Mmm, Al fluffer.

Uh, your icons are coming, I...had some trouble making it to the world of the waking.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I love the icons. ♥ Never apologize.

[jade-pen.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* Poor Edward. Here's hoping that Alphonse makes the wait bearable, aye? :)

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

It's what he's getting paid for, after all! Except that he's not actually getting paid, except in Ed-blowjobs. >D

[zalia.livejournal.com]

XDD

Fantastic ^_^

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[lily22.livejournal.com]

Oh, the angst! Think about all those times I ficcers have abandoned their characters in the middle of sex life and death situations, immense pain and suffering, and... other things they don't want to be stuck in the middle of! Sometimes they are left dangling there indefinitely over the chasm of imminent plot revelations and/or death! This really speaks to the suffering characters within my FICS folder. They stir up a new plea for attainment of the glorious OWARI. I now know shame at--

Yeah, okay, better cut this off before it gets longer than the actual fic. o_o Much love because it's funny and true. And angsty!

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Well, at least if you stop in front of angst, they don't ahve to suffer any more until you pick it up...? Er... no... Speaking of which, how's the hungry fic going? :)

[lily22.livejournal.com]

Right, but what if they're suspended in the midst of suffering indefinitely? I mean, do they get to stop and wait until you come back, or are they stuck like that? D:

...I'm sorry, I read that sentence over like twenty times, and I still don't remember which fic that is. o_____o Is it for f_w?

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

....it's a fic that someone else is writing. xp You remind me too much of someone else!

[lily22.livejournal.com]

LOL, phew! And here I thought I was so unique. :P

[cryogenia.livejournal.com]

I love you XDDDDDD

"Where the hell is my fluffer?" needs to be an icon yesterday ^^

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I only wish! Hmmm... I'd need a half-naked, angry Ed...

[kesenaixtsumi.livejournal.com]

XDD. zomg. :.le spazz.: awesome job. ♥

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Heh, you and Ed both!

[kesenaixtsumi.livejournal.com]

x.x Maybe I should have commented in response / asked before, but I'm not sure if you have the right person. Wasn't sure exactly what you meant >.o;; I'm pretty sure that you've got the wrong person and mistaking me for _kesenaitsumi_ the writing journal for May and Liete?
x.x Because ... I'm just a nobody. :.shrinks.:

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

...you know, I think I did. *hits head on desk* Thanks for straightening me out!

[kesenaixtsumi.livejournal.com]

x.x No problem, sorry for not asking about it earlier. :.dies off.:

[asidian.livejournal.com]

O.o

BWAHAHAH! XD

That was just... ohhh, damn. So very, very, very amused. XD

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

My job here is done. :)