Basic Urges (yaoi, elricest, humor)

[mikkeneko]

This was written ages ago for the Touka Koukan 'humor porn' contest, which has just now finished, so I can post it! Hurrah! :D


Title: Basic Urges
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: None
Category: Humor

( The latest woman reported missing, who had vanished in this area, had been Lieutenant Maria Ross. )

Comments

[hieronymousb.livejournal.com]

Love it. Very creative idea, as always, and it cracked me up when you told me the deal with "Girond". Your dialogue never fails to charm me. ♥ :3

[hieronymousb.livejournal.com]

Also, congrats on placing. I knew you would.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I thought that would be terribly, terribly obvious, but perhaps not. :D

[kaitou-marina.livejournal.com]

This is exactly, exactly, EXACTLY the sort of fic that I adore with the love of a thousand supernovas! I applaud you and holy god that was freaking hot! <3333333333333 AND HILARIOUS! Perfect!

(Oh Al, you really are a beautiful piece of ass. Hubba hubba!)

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Al IS. Really, the only surprise is that Ed was able to keep his hands off him that long. :)

[origamistar.livejournal.com]

best.smut.ever.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Hee, thanks!

[keishiko.livejournal.com]

*swoons* a curse on you and your endlessly inventive/hot/funny/fantastic smutty fanfic!! may you never stop writing...!! @.@

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

...if I could never stop writing, that would be a curse indeed. D: I'd lose my job and starve to death.

[ssjkawaiitenshi.livejournal.com]

"hot and bothered" lol

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Ye-e-es, well, it was a typo, but then it seemed so appropriate, why change it? XD

[kalikamaxwell.livejournal.com]

*snuggles fic* Good smut and so very amusing. Makes an interesting bedtime story after a night night. ^^

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

After a night night? :) Hmm, I wouldn't have pegged this one as a bedtime story. Too raucous and ridiculous, not soothing and pretty. But hey, whatever works!

[kalikamaxwell.livejournal.com]

We'll never know what the hell I meant. That happens way too often. ^^;

[theleaningelm.livejournal.com]

AAAH! Priceless! If it had been any longer, I would've burst something holding in the laughter. And hot as all get out! X3

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Why hold it in? Let yourself laugh! The world needs more laughter! :D

But... uh... as for the other, mebbe better not to let that out. Not in a public place, anyway.

[box-of-doom.livejournal.com]

Ah... that was awesome.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Thanks, glad you think so! :)

[cougarfang.livejournal.com]

Al pouted. "Are you coming?" he asked, and Ed nearly did.

Best line ever. XD This fic completely made my night.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Heh! That's an old joke, and a bad one, but it seemed to fit the tone. :)

[darkxangel86.livejournal.com]

OMG..@_@ *is dead* that was so awesome, I already read it like 6 times XD

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I hope it stands up to repeated re-reads! :)

[okaasan59.livejournal.com]

You are such a bad influence. You make me like naughty stuff. Absolute Mikke fic corrupts absolutely, or something like that.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I am so glad to hear that I can corrupt people. :) For some reason, I keep forgetting that you like FMA fic. And did I promise to send you a postcard?

[okaasan59.livejournal.com]

I'm very select in the FMA authors I read. There's only like...three of y'all I seek out. I'm still very much on the fringes of the fandom. And I would LOVE to get a postcard. Do you need my address?

Lori Walsh
18539 Hope Villa Dr.
Prairieville, LA 70769

I don't know if I commented on it, but I loved your post with all the pictures. I'm vicariously enjoying Japanese life through you.

[tavella.livejournal.com]

This is still endlessly entertaining the second time around!

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

*lol* Glad to hear it! Is it still entertaining three late months later?

[siinik.livejournal.com]

Bags and shadows enhanced his wide, breathtaking eyes; worry lines enhancing strong, full, eminently kissable lips...

And this is the exact line where I started killing myself laughing! Love under the influence of alchemy! It's worse than beer-goggles!

(Not that Ed is ever hard on the eyes...)

Brilliant fic.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Well sure, but it takes something special to make Al go off on purple prose about it! XD

[chrstphrl.livejournal.com]

HaHaHa! Brilliant!

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :)

[the-brown-room.livejournal.com]

Hee! It's been too long since I've read smut by you. This is hilarious and light-hearted and smexy and just fun. All sorts of points for the scenario- not only is it fantastic, but you took something that might have been unbelievable and made it completely plausible with the way it was writen. Love for you! ^__^

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

It's been too long since I've read smut by you.

I could say the same! :) I'm glad you liked it, though -- I was glad to write this concept out. I like silliness, and also smut, although I don't normally put them together so deliberately. Glad to hear it worked!

[cryogenia.livejournal.com]

(I just read this again, by the way, and it is love XD)

[strawbryshuichi.livejournal.com]

::fans self:: now I miss my Ed-cosplaying-boyfriend....

[kitty-foxglove.livejournal.com]

I'm just swinging by to tell you that your icon is really hot.

[zoesensei.livejournal.com]

this is a very nice, yes?

for the win! best humur!elricest fic eveh!

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

For the win indeed, I did actually place in the contest. :) I'm glad that it can still draw a laugh, even now!

[freed-wings.livejournal.com]

I love how Roy always pops up at the wrong times.