meme and fic bunny/request

The anon meme. I've done it before, I'm sure. If you correctly guess yourself, I'll cross that one off the list.

Done by random number generator!

1. I don't know you very well, except as an OTP writer. Please continue to bring your stunning talent to my communities! But could you stand to lighten up a bit?
2. You'd better be taking good care of my imouto over there. *eyes you* I expect her back in less than three pieces. Get that? <3
3. You're one of the biggest drama queens I've ever met. Your problems may be real, I have no way of knowing, but I don't want to be the one to help you deal with them.
4. My only regret is that you don't have AIM! Think of all the havoc we could wreak! Alas. I still owe you that Saiyuki fic, too.
5. Your OTP writing is gorgeously lyrical! But I hear you write Ed/Envy, too, which scares me. O.o
6. I think you worry too much. Have some faith in yourself! Write what you want to write; you can't get through life (or fandom) without stepping on some people's toes.
7. Your icons make me swoon every time I see them. I stand in both respect and fear of your mighty snarking skills. And I always enjoy talking with you.
8. You're not one of my close friends, but I see you're a force to be reckoned with in the circles we both travel! Your subject lines always make me laugh.
9. You are AWESOME! I wonder if I'll get to meet you again before you leave the States?
10. You give me more wonderful fic ideas than anyone else I know. And then make me feel guilty that I can't write them all. Damn you!
11. You are a friend I am happy to have in this fandom as well as my last one! Plus you write OTP, bonus.
12. All I can think of for you is "the girl with the adorable icon," but you seem like a very nice person. A shame you share half a name with a girl I can't stand.
13. I knew you from my last fandom, too, although our pairing lines seem destined never to cross! Ah well. I respect and enjoy your evil from a safe distance.
14. You can be a real prick at times, but I love you anyway. I always look forward to reading your posts or seeing you on AIM.
15. We share pairing loves, but not fandoms any more; that doesn't matter, though, because you're a person of amazing insight and astonishing quiet strength. I wish you only the best.

And now, the fic/bunny request.

( Hungry Edward! Warning: some manga spoilers under cut )

I beg one of you extremely talented writers to take up the flag!