The twelve days of mikkeneko!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, mikkeneko sent to me...

Twelve tavellas drumming

Eleven maaya1x2s piping

Ten kaltias a-leaping

Nine asidians dancing

Eight girl_starfishs a-milking

Seven baka_deshis a-swimming

Six solitude1056s a-laying

Five ka-a-a-alikamaxwells

Four the_quaggas

Three simplykimberlys

Two no ads

...and a LiveJournal meme in a pear tree.

Get your own Twelve Days:

I wonder how many adorable kittens came with the three simplykimberlys?

Let me know if this disturbs your friends layout at all, and I'll cut it.

random roy/ed fic: household violence

Title: household violence (working title, will take suggestions)
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Warnings: Humor of low taste
Author's notes: A random piece of worthless fic done in honor of sky_dark's birthday: I couldn't think of any Ling/Ed or Roy/Ed fic worth writing, so I just wrote this instead. Do not expect quality.

( First the kitchen, then the library, then the bathroom -- at this rate, there weren't going to be many rooms in his house that Ed was allowed in.  )

~fin~