oh dear.

Aug. 14th, 2004 12:58 am
mikkeneko: (mature)
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In the past hour since I got online, [livejournal.com profile] windandwater has sent me links to yuri, bondage, and voyeuristic!elricest.

o_o

I have unleashed a terrible force upon the fandom. *weeps tears of parental joy*

Date: 2004-08-13 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
You forgot the armor!sex... and I just found neko.

=^_^= Nyao!

Date: 2004-08-13 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kodalai.livejournal.com
Oh yes. How COULD I forget the armor!sex? (http://www.livejournal.com/users/sockren/4568.html#cutid1)

Date: 2004-08-13 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kalikamaxwell.livejournal.com
That's the one fic I accept full responsability for. *coughs* I needed somebody else than me to write armor!Al sex.

(In fact, I still need more people to follow me so I can hide and pretend I didn't start it. Write armor sex someone...please?)

Date: 2004-08-13 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
I'm just wondering if there's a way that you could turn Al into one big vibrator.

^^v

Date: 2004-08-13 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kalikamaxwell.livejournal.com
But what to do with such a large vibrator? You'd kill Ed, Roy would blow up the whole town to escape...

Vibrator!Al x Armstrong?

Date: 2004-08-13 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
But Ed is a 15-year old boy. They are horny like nobody's business. I'm sure Ed could think of a few things. And Al would get a well-rounded education.

Date: 2004-08-13 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kalikamaxwell.livejournal.com
Mmm....true, true.

"Al, lend me a hand."

Date: 2004-08-13 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
Al: 'Nii-san... are you sure this is safe?
Ed: Shut up, Al! Just keep your hand RIGHT there! YESSSSS!

Date: 2004-08-13 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kalikamaxwell.livejournal.com
Ed: Mm, you don't need your other hand either, give me that! Something slippery...something slippery...ahh, screw it!

And Al learned all sorts of interesting things on male anatomy.

Date: 2004-08-13 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kodalai.livejournal.com
Thank you for composing a kinky armor!incest fic in comments in my livejournal.

Date: 2004-08-13 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kalikamaxwell.livejournal.com
I try hard to spread the love. *nod nod*

Date: 2004-08-14 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
... look! No one died and animals were not involved! Aren't you proud of me?

*shine!*

Date: 2004-08-14 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
Epilogue --

restored!Al: 'nii-san?
Ed: Yeah?
restored!Al: Remember back when we... *blush*
Ed: *blush* What about it?
restored!Al: *holds up a shiny new vibrator* Look what I just ordered from that catalogue I found!

And thus, Edward Elric realized that his younger brother was a nymphomaniac. But he didn't complain.

The End

Date: 2004-08-14 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
By the way, I totally misread this as "necrophiliac" the first time.

You PERVERT.

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THEY CAN'T EVEN FIT A VIBRATOR UP THEIR ASS? COME ON! I CAN TAKE IT!

Date: 2004-08-14 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kalikamaxwell.livejournal.com
Al will be right there to help you with that, Ed. <3

Date: 2004-08-14 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
^^v

I didn't even go there. You made that mental leap all on your own.

Date: 2004-08-14 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kalikamaxwell.livejournal.com
We make good stories. I entirely aprove. :)

Date: 2004-08-14 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
*shakes your hand*

We'll have to pervily spam again some day.

Date: 2004-08-14 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kalikamaxwell.livejournal.com
It would be my pleasure. ^^

Date: 2004-08-13 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kalikamaxwell.livejournal.com
I didn't write those! I didn't bother Sockren for some sort of Elricest from him either!

...

They made me do it! I swear!
(Hang on, I'll find somebody to blame this on...)

Date: 2004-08-13 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kodalai.livejournal.com
Kalika, meet your new sister in perviness. x_x

Date: 2004-08-13 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kalikamaxwell.livejournal.com
*weeps* I remember the time where Elricest was just a baby. Look at us grow! We multiply so fast! We will take over the world fandom!

Welcome. <3 Have a nice stay in our little insanity bubble.

Date: 2004-08-13 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
Wait... me, or you? Because I've got some shouta running around somewhere...

Date: 2004-08-13 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
Ah, just making sure.

... do you think chimera can have tentacles?

Date: 2004-08-13 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kodalai.livejournal.com
Almost certainly.

I take no responsibility.

Date: 2004-08-13 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
Eeeeeeeeeeexcellent. *rubs hands together* Brother, tentacles and incest. What more do I need?

... that's right. Someone needs to die.

*ponders*

Date: 2004-08-14 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
... but what will I tell the zombies?

Date: 2004-08-14 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
And you wonder why I call you a pervert. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/mikkeneko/3885.html?thread=27693#t27693)

Date: 2004-08-14 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
I never wonder. I know.

Date: 2004-08-13 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-sockren.livejournal.com
... mmhm! Blaming others! It's her! SHE made ME do it! SHE started it! I blame teh Kalika!

Date: 2004-08-13 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kodalai.livejournal.com
AND YOU NEED TO FINISH IT. Darn it.

Date: 2004-08-13 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-sockren.livejournal.com
Mer? Finish what?

Date: 2004-08-13 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
YES, FINISH! MUST HAVE MORE NEKONESS!

T____T Damn you... *clings to your leg*

Date: 2004-08-13 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kalikamaxwell.livejournal.com
*licks* We like you and we like what you write. See, you have groupies! Make the groupies happy!


(er, apologies for spamming this journal so much...)

Date: 2004-08-13 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kodalai.livejournal.com
I don't mind. ^_~ I should be writing tho.

Date: 2004-08-14 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-sockren.livejournal.com
::laughs head off::

Date: 2004-08-14 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
*grovels*

But we likes the neko!Ed, precioussssssssssss...

Date: 2004-08-14 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com
I'm going to bed. You all perverts just carry on without me.

Date: 2004-08-14 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
*spanks your ass and sends you to bed*

Date: 2004-08-13 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kalikamaxwell.livejournal.com
But...but...I blame uh, the muses! They keep me hostage!

...or maybe I have a dark, dark little fangirl heart.

Date: 2004-08-14 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-sockren.livejournal.com
It's so dark, you'd need ten flashlights <3

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