mikkeneko

Spoilers, obviously.

Episode 41-42:
Scar: Hey Red, let's do a little cosplay. You be Seishirou and I'll be Subaru.
Kimberly: Ow.
Al: Um, Mr. Crimson Alchemist, sir, could you stop humping my leg like that? It's kind of disturbing.
Scar: Here, Al, let me give you a hand.
Al: Oh, great. Now I'm dying AND I'm all stripey.
Scar: Whatever. I have to go kill the army now.
Lust: How? You gots no arms.
Scar: ...I hadn't thought of that.
Al, Lior, and 900 soldiers: GYAH.
Archer: Oh, look at that, our forces have been cut in half! Ha ha! Get it? Cut in half? *dies*
Ed: I'm surrounded by morons. But look, shiny!

Episode 43:

Roy: Okay. Now that I've accepted orders to track you down and kill you as a traitor to the organization which I tricked you into joining when you were young and vulnurable, used and manipulated you through for several years, withheld information vital to you and your brother's quest, would you care to explain exactly why you felt you couldn't trust me, Ed?
Ed: Taisa, exactly what kinds of drugs did you people do back in officer's training school?

Episode 44:
Al: Gee, our father has returned after twelve years' absence, and is now flirting shamelessly with the maternal figure from episode 22, and to top it off, the brothers are having a feud! Oh, the wackiness!
Ed: Great. You go have fun with that while I desecrate our mother's grave.