further adventures in QES
Sep. 4th, 2004 03:43 pmThis just isn't the same since
anax did it first, and better. *sigh*
Al: Now that the flashback is over, shouldn't we be getting back to Central?
Ed: Yeah, but there's plot stuff waiting for me there. Let's have a few episodes of amusing filler first.
Al: Hello, Nurse!
Ed: Stop thief! *grope grope*
Psiren: Don't mind me, go back to what you were doing.
Ed: YOU'RE A GIRL!
Psiren: Um, the catsuit, the hair, the legs and the bodice didn't tip you off?
Al: I believe your innocence, Clara!
Psiren: Um, I never claimed to be innocent, but thanks.
Ed: Y'know, Al, I keep you around to make my brilliance look good, but this is just embarassing.
Psiren: Let's have sex.
Ed: By which you mean "duel with alchemy," right?
Psiren: *sigh* The cute ones are always gay.
Pseudo!Ed and Al: We're immoral alchemists who dump toxic substances into the town water supply on forged credentials for no discernable motivations!
Pseudo!Al: But I'm loveable.
Pseudo!Ed: And I'm hot.
Pseudo!Ed and Al: So you'll forgive us, right?
Ed: NOT.
Magwar: Oh lookie, a new set of immoral alchemists in town! Guess I can dump these losers and trade up.
Pseudo!Ed and Al: Hey!
Ed: I'll save your butts because my brother has bonded with your brother. But I still hate you.
Pseudo!Ed: Ah, don't be that way. Look, we saved the town from being drenched in toxic substance!
Al: By releasing it into the air. Great plan.
Magwar: Boy, gives a whole meaning to the word "redwood." Get it? Redwood? Ha ha! *dies*
Ed: These two episodes were a waste of time.
Al: Oh come on, brother, we got our Requisite Clue. Plus all those lemons! Not that those were intended to be symbolic of anything.
Ed: ...Right.
Al: I spend this episode being cute.
Ed: Well, having gotten our Requisite Clue, here we are back in Central. Time to go work off my tension by hitting on -- I mean, hitting Roy.
Roy: Ha ha. No.
Ed: Yes.
Roy: No.
Fuhrer: Yes.
Roy: Why can't my subordinates be more like dogs? You know, faithful, obedient, walk around naked except for collars...
Ed: I'm obliged to beat you now.
Roy: Oh yeah? ph33r 1337 c0mb47 41|<3mi3! *snappy snappy*
Ed: AAUGH.
Roy: pwnz0r3d.
Ed: I can't let him beat me! I'm headlining role!
Roy: Heek, I forgot about that. *chokes up* Here, have some Plot to distract you.
Ed: Whee, plot!
Al: Now that the flashback is over, shouldn't we be getting back to Central?
Ed: Yeah, but there's plot stuff waiting for me there. Let's have a few episodes of amusing filler first.
Al: Hello, Nurse!
Ed: Stop thief! *grope grope*
Psiren: Don't mind me, go back to what you were doing.
Ed: YOU'RE A GIRL!
Psiren: Um, the catsuit, the hair, the legs and the bodice didn't tip you off?
Al: I believe your innocence, Clara!
Psiren: Um, I never claimed to be innocent, but thanks.
Ed: Y'know, Al, I keep you around to make my brilliance look good, but this is just embarassing.
Psiren: Let's have sex.
Ed: By which you mean "duel with alchemy," right?
Psiren: *sigh* The cute ones are always gay.
Pseudo!Ed and Al: We're immoral alchemists who dump toxic substances into the town water supply on forged credentials for no discernable motivations!
Pseudo!Al: But I'm loveable.
Pseudo!Ed: And I'm hot.
Pseudo!Ed and Al: So you'll forgive us, right?
Ed: NOT.
Magwar: Oh lookie, a new set of immoral alchemists in town! Guess I can dump these losers and trade up.
Pseudo!Ed and Al: Hey!
Ed: I'll save your butts because my brother has bonded with your brother. But I still hate you.
Pseudo!Ed: Ah, don't be that way. Look, we saved the town from being drenched in toxic substance!
Al: By releasing it into the air. Great plan.
Magwar: Boy, gives a whole meaning to the word "redwood." Get it? Redwood? Ha ha! *dies*
Ed: These two episodes were a waste of time.
Al: Oh come on, brother, we got our Requisite Clue. Plus all those lemons! Not that those were intended to be symbolic of anything.
Ed: ...Right.
Al: I spend this episode being cute.
Ed: Well, having gotten our Requisite Clue, here we are back in Central. Time to go work off my tension by hitting on -- I mean, hitting Roy.
Roy: Ha ha. No.
Ed: Yes.
Roy: No.
Fuhrer: Yes.
Roy: Why can't my subordinates be more like dogs? You know, faithful, obedient, walk around naked except for collars...
Ed: I'm obliged to beat you now.
Roy: Oh yeah? ph33r 1337 c0mb47 41|<3mi3! *snappy snappy*
Ed: AAUGH.
Roy: pwnz0r3d.
Ed: I can't let him beat me! I'm headlining role!
Roy: Heek, I forgot about that. *chokes up* Here, have some Plot to distract you.
Ed: Whee, plot!
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Date: 2004-09-04 04:43 pm (UTC)I shall now prove that I'm a sad, sad individual.
It's either "0wn" or "pwn". There is no "p0wn".
See? Sad.
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Date: 2004-09-04 04:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-05 06:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-04 06:35 pm (UTC)[edits]
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Date: 2004-09-04 08:00 pm (UTC)<--still hasn't seen FMA 46.
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Date: 2004-09-04 09:14 pm (UTC)