what, no fic?
Sep. 11th, 2004 09:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mikkenekoI want to write, I really do... *sigh* Every time I get up from my computer chair, my head fills with scene and dialogue ideas. And every time I sit down again, they run away. So I'll just have to do these instead.
Scar: Please hold still while I work out my fratridical urges on you.
Ed: Sure. Just promise me you won't kill my little brother.
Scar: I wasn't planning to kill him, but okay.
Al: My brother is being calm for a change, which means it's my turn to FREAK OUT! BROTHER! HOW COULD YOU? I swear that if you die, I'll go on a homicidal rampage just like Scar did! So there!
Ed: God, we're a mess. Totally lame. And we all know I'd rather be dead than uncool.
Al: But we're not dead. We're alive.
Ed: Yeah. We're alive.
*pause*
Ed: Well, I am, anyway. You're still sort of animate-dead.
*pause*
Ed: But that's okay, because I'm the important one anyway.
Al: If most of me wasn't lying in splinters across the alleyway, I'd clean your clock for that, brother.
Soldiers: Let's all make fun of the crippled kid!
Ed: I hate you all. So much.
Al: I'd stick up for you, brother, but I'm still kind of pissed at you about the deathwish thing.
Ed: This sucks. Let's go back to Rizenbul.
Directors: And just because Ed and Al aren't feeling down enough, let's make it rain and have them be kidnapped and dismembered by amoral brats!
Random veteran: And just to drive the knife in, I'll serve as your monthly reminder that your quest is ultimately futile!
Ed: I HATE YOU ALL. SO MUCH.
Winry: Dammit Ed, you've been doing dangerous things again, and put so much strain on your automail that it broke! Stop that!
Pinako: On the other hand, that's more money for us.
Winry: ...So obviously the solution is to give you cheaper, lighter automail! And just to be sure, I'll conveniently forget an important piece to it.
Ed: I get naked for you people and this is the thanks I get?
Fangirls: WET NAKED ED!
Al: Yay, we're all fixed! Time to go back to Central and have more plot and angst!
Fangirls: Sorry, we stopped paying attention at the WET NAKED ED!
Scar: Please hold still while I work out my fratridical urges on you.
Ed: Sure. Just promise me you won't kill my little brother.
Scar: I wasn't planning to kill him, but okay.
Al: My brother is being calm for a change, which means it's my turn to FREAK OUT! BROTHER! HOW COULD YOU? I swear that if you die, I'll go on a homicidal rampage just like Scar did! So there!
Ed: God, we're a mess. Totally lame. And we all know I'd rather be dead than uncool.
Al: But we're not dead. We're alive.
Ed: Yeah. We're alive.
*pause*
Ed: Well, I am, anyway. You're still sort of animate-dead.
*pause*
Ed: But that's okay, because I'm the important one anyway.
Al: If most of me wasn't lying in splinters across the alleyway, I'd clean your clock for that, brother.
Soldiers: Let's all make fun of the crippled kid!
Ed: I hate you all. So much.
Al: I'd stick up for you, brother, but I'm still kind of pissed at you about the deathwish thing.
Ed: This sucks. Let's go back to Rizenbul.
Directors: And just because Ed and Al aren't feeling down enough, let's make it rain and have them be kidnapped and dismembered by amoral brats!
Random veteran: And just to drive the knife in, I'll serve as your monthly reminder that your quest is ultimately futile!
Ed: I HATE YOU ALL. SO MUCH.
Winry: Dammit Ed, you've been doing dangerous things again, and put so much strain on your automail that it broke! Stop that!
Pinako: On the other hand, that's more money for us.
Winry: ...So obviously the solution is to give you cheaper, lighter automail! And just to be sure, I'll conveniently forget an important piece to it.
Ed: I get naked for you people and this is the thanks I get?
Fangirls: WET NAKED ED!
Al: Yay, we're all fixed! Time to go back to Central and have more plot and angst!
Fangirls: Sorry, we stopped paying attention at the WET NAKED ED!
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Date: 2004-09-11 09:53 pm (UTC)I can commiserate with the desire to write real fic and being unable. I swear, I am just going to cut this scene that's sticking me completely out.
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Date: 2004-09-11 10:05 pm (UTC)