Grandfathering QESes...
Sep. 22nd, 2004 02:15 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mikkenekoNow I just have to get through the rest of the 30s, and I'm set!
Full Metal Alchemist Episodes 1-2:
Chibi Ed and Al: *doom, blood, monsters, gore, small children ripped into bloody pieces*
Ed: Well, that's a promising start.
Audience: Okay, so this Ed guy is like Vash, right, only small and girly?
Ed: I AM NOT SMALL AND GIRLY.
Audience: Are so.
Ed: Am not.
Audience: Are so.
Ed: *takes off coat*
Audience that has not swooned or died of nosebleed: ...Are not!
Ed: This miracle stuff the priest is doing defies the laws of science. What's up with that?
Al: Hey, Niisan, wouldn't it be funny if it turned that what the priest is saying is true and that people can be brought back from the dead after all if you just believe hard enough and the only reason you mucked up and got us ripped into pieces and created an abomination is because you're an dirty little sinner?
Ed: ...
Al: I'm just sayin'.
Ed: Religion is stupid. Science is the truth. And I can say this because as a lifelong devotee of science, I am of course entirely free of bias.
Roze: Right.
Ed: Why use the door when you can make one of your own? Literally.
Cornello: Corrupt alchemists!
Al: But but we're not like that! We studied alchemy and performed human transmutation in order to bring back our beloved mother but we messed up and created a monster and now my brother can do alchemy without a cirle because of it and my body was destroyed and my brother sacrificed an arm to bind my soul into this armor so I'm indestructible unless you destroy the blood seal and
Ed: Um, Al. You do realize that you're divulging our life's history, most painful secrets, and most deadly weaknesses to the people who hate us and are trying to kill us?
Al: Mou, Niisan, you can just take off your coat again and they'll all swoon over you.
Ed: Not the audience, idiot, the priest. Who's attacking us, so it's time to look cool.
Cornello: Rather than being a man of the faith, it turns out I'm a con man who's out to exploit the gullible masses for my own benefit. Surprise, surprise.
Ed: Well, if you weren't a real priest, that explains why you were immune to the coat trick, anyway.
Roze: You ruined our cult!
Ed: Well, here. Start a new one and devote it to me. You still have legs, don't you? Unlike SOME OF US.
Roze: (...So hot!)
Ed: I'm sure these brief inspirational statements I make now won't come back to haunt me forty episodes from now.
Al: 'Course not, Niisan.
Full Metal Alchemist Episodes 1-2:
Chibi Ed and Al: *doom, blood, monsters, gore, small children ripped into bloody pieces*
Ed: Well, that's a promising start.
Audience: Okay, so this Ed guy is like Vash, right, only small and girly?
Ed: I AM NOT SMALL AND GIRLY.
Audience: Are so.
Ed: Am not.
Audience: Are so.
Ed: *takes off coat*
Audience that has not swooned or died of nosebleed: ...Are not!
Ed: This miracle stuff the priest is doing defies the laws of science. What's up with that?
Al: Hey, Niisan, wouldn't it be funny if it turned that what the priest is saying is true and that people can be brought back from the dead after all if you just believe hard enough and the only reason you mucked up and got us ripped into pieces and created an abomination is because you're an dirty little sinner?
Ed: ...
Al: I'm just sayin'.
Ed: Religion is stupid. Science is the truth. And I can say this because as a lifelong devotee of science, I am of course entirely free of bias.
Roze: Right.
Ed: Why use the door when you can make one of your own? Literally.
Cornello: Corrupt alchemists!
Al: But but we're not like that! We studied alchemy and performed human transmutation in order to bring back our beloved mother but we messed up and created a monster and now my brother can do alchemy without a cirle because of it and my body was destroyed and my brother sacrificed an arm to bind my soul into this armor so I'm indestructible unless you destroy the blood seal and
Ed: Um, Al. You do realize that you're divulging our life's history, most painful secrets, and most deadly weaknesses to the people who hate us and are trying to kill us?
Al: Mou, Niisan, you can just take off your coat again and they'll all swoon over you.
Ed: Not the audience, idiot, the priest. Who's attacking us, so it's time to look cool.
Cornello: Rather than being a man of the faith, it turns out I'm a con man who's out to exploit the gullible masses for my own benefit. Surprise, surprise.
Ed: Well, if you weren't a real priest, that explains why you were immune to the coat trick, anyway.
Roze: You ruined our cult!
Ed: Well, here. Start a new one and devote it to me. You still have legs, don't you? Unlike SOME OF US.
Roze: (...So hot!)
Ed: I'm sure these brief inspirational statements I make now won't come back to haunt me forty episodes from now.
Al: 'Course not, Niisan.
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Date: 2004-09-22 09:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-22 09:03 am (UTC)Ed: ...
Al: I'm just sayin'.
Le hee!
Roze: You ruined our cult!
Ed: Well, here. Start a new one and devote it to me. You still have legs, don't you? Unlike SOME OF US.
Le double hee!
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Date: 2004-09-22 09:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-22 10:59 am (UTC)(But I still like these better than anax's, even though some of her jokes are side-splittingly funny--your summaries are a lot sharper because they're so short. It's the recap versus the recaplet: the recaplet always wins.)
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Date: 2004-09-22 11:07 am (UTC)his*protects her friends' manliness*
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Date: 2004-09-22 11:08 am (UTC)(there's only me who can mix up s and i five minutes into awareness)
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Date: 2004-09-22 11:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-30 08:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-01 08:21 pm (UTC)