[edit] Um, 'ware spoilers.
To the people on
fm_alchemist:
WILL Y'ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Next person I hear whining about how the anime has raped Arakawa's poor creation, or how the characters suck so much compared to how they were in the manga, and I smack someone good.
Next person I hear whining about Roy is such a tool who has trivialized Hughes' death, I smack someone REAL GOOD.
Next person I hear whining about how Ed needs to stay dead and they are total cheap sellout lame idiots if they don't kill off the main character and they'll be SOOOO disappointed if he turns out not to be dead at all and I KEEL YOU. YOU HEAR ME? KEEL YOU DEAD AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT WHEN IT'S YOUR DEATH THAT'S DRAMATICALLY APPROPRIATE.
Kay, done now.
To the people on
WILL Y'ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Next person I hear whining about how the anime has raped Arakawa's poor creation, or how the characters suck so much compared to how they were in the manga, and I smack someone good.
Next person I hear whining about Roy is such a tool who has trivialized Hughes' death, I smack someone REAL GOOD.
Next person I hear whining about how Ed needs to stay dead and they are total cheap sellout lame idiots if they don't kill off the main character and they'll be SOOOO disappointed if he turns out not to be dead at all and I KEEL YOU. YOU HEAR ME? KEEL YOU DEAD AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT WHEN IT'S YOUR DEATH THAT'S DRAMATICALLY APPROPRIATE.
Kay, done now.
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Date: 2004-09-26 08:00 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-09-26 08:02 pm (UTC)Please be bluffing, anime-people! You've just convinced me that YES, there IS something WORSE than ending this series by killing Al. Which until now has been my worst fear.
::cries more::
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Date: 2004-09-26 08:07 pm (UTC)I DON'T WANT EITHER OF THEM TO DIE DAMMIT.
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Date: 2004-09-26 08:29 pm (UTC)That being said, FMA is full of characters I adore, as well as those I loathe--I hope Al deconstructs Envy, by the way--but I would trade every last one of them for both Ed and Al to come out okay. Screw Roy, forget Izumi, bye bye Winry, c'est la vie--or is that c;est la morte?--Armstrong, hasta luego Sczieska. Just gimme my Elrics.
Remember Planetes 24? I was absolutely convinced that by 25, Tanabe would either be dead, or permanently scarred by having had to kill to survive. The show surprised me, and did it in a way that didn't feel like cheating. It can still happen. Maybe they'll even get a nice farm, like in Scrapped Princess.
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Date: 2004-09-26 08:34 pm (UTC)Yeah. An ending doesn't have to be depressing to be good, dammit! In fact, a well-done happy ending is better than a well-done unhappy ending, IMO, and I can't imagine FMA giving us a BADLY DONE happy ending at all.
Farm. Yes. Farm would be nice. Nice farm out in the nowheres of Risembourg, where they can let the military fight over who's gonna be the new Fuhrer in peace.
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Date: 2004-09-26 08:48 pm (UTC)As for 3...I refuse to read the comments in all those ep 50 spoilers entries. It's driving me up the walls. Ed will be ok. Al will make it ok. Al has to make it ok... Dear god, its like they want me to get hysterical. But then again I picked up some more tidbits that seem hopeful, so. *clings to hope* Fixitfixitfixit!
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Date: 2004-09-26 08:51 pm (UTC)Bastiges.
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Date: 2004-09-26 09:13 pm (UTC)I'd like to state for the record that anyone who thinks that any of these people are Teh REAL HERO of Full Metal Alchemist: Envy, Roy, Hawkeye, Havok, or Winry--is officially invited to BITE ME.
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Date: 2004-09-26 09:16 pm (UTC)How bout Al?
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Date: 2004-09-26 09:18 pm (UTC)But nobody else.
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Date: 2004-09-26 09:21 pm (UTC)But that's just how I judge it. And he's still not THE main character -- he's one of three, and still less important than Ed.
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Date: 2004-09-26 09:27 pm (UTC)That being said, I still don't think he's on the same level as even Al. He is probably the third most important character--unless you want to argue for someone like Dante, who's pulling the strings, or Trisha-by-absence, although I think she's more in a category with Nina, i.e. Plot Device.
But the Real Hero? The guy it's actually all about? The person whose hopes and dreams and loves and hates dictate its core themes and are most intimately tied into its plot? I think that belongs either to Ed or to the Elric Brothers.
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Date: 2004-09-26 09:27 pm (UTC)Teach ME not to read your post carefully before replying.
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Date: 2004-09-26 09:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-26 09:15 pm (UTC)*baffled*
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Date: 2004-09-26 09:18 pm (UTC)...But I'm damned if I can understand it either. 9_9
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Date: 2004-09-26 09:22 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-09-26 09:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-26 09:30 pm (UTC)For the record, I wouldn't mind if Ed dies at the end of the series. I think the way he's apparently died in 50, though, is kinda cheap. If he's going to get himself perished ... while it's terribly realistic for his death to have no meaning whatsoever, it lacks a certain something from a storytelling point of view.
Besides which, we have a whole 'nuther episode to get through, and somehow I doubt we'll get through it Ed-less. There seems to have been no preview for 51 at the end of 50 - which would make sense if they don't want to give away that Ed is somehow not completely dead yet and manages to avoid becoming that way (shades of Princess Bride natch).
There was something else I wanted to say, but it just flew out of my head, bah.
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Date: 2004-09-26 09:33 pm (UTC)Argh, no! *flings plate at*
*collects pieces of plate, repairs with handy alchemy* I'm fairly certain that this is a bluff -- a lot of the dramatic/logical evidence would support it. But that doesn't stop me from being very emotionally involved and upset about it, drat it. In fact, I'd be in less of a state if we knew for sure that he was dead and there was no hope of him coming back. Which is the point. But I still don't want him to die.
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Date: 2004-09-26 09:45 pm (UTC)I don't want him to die either. I've kind of been expecting him to ever since I started watching the series, but then I saw the movie site and decided he was going to live after all (and I was almost disappointed by knowing this). And I don't think he will die, not anymore. I'm just saying it wouldn't destroy my faith in FMA if he does.
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Date: 2004-09-26 09:55 pm (UTC)Still. *clings fiercely to denial*
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Date: 2004-09-26 10:17 pm (UTC)Rose suddenly throws off whatever kind of evil Spell o' Alchemy has been placed on her by Dante, and runs up to the transmutation array. She scuffles with Gluttony, and gets eaten, but in the process Gluttony, being the big fat dumb rock he is, damages the array. Al escapes from the array, runs over to Ed, and performs a miracle of human transmuation made possible only by the fact that he IS the philstone - he uses medical alchemy (copyright 1904, Tim Marcoh Enterprises) to heal Ed's body, and then transmutes Ed's soul and binds it back to the body.
Ed, having passed through the Gate waaaaaay too many fucking times by now, wakes up groggy and disoriented. Al has been damaged by this use of alchemy - he's got enormous holes now - and Dante is furious that her precious philstone is being used up on a worthless wretch like Edward. She sics Envy on Al. Ed joins the fight - so does Wrath, and they have an advantage in that Dante doesn't want Al damaged any further. Dante opens the Gate again, wanting it to eat Ed and Wrath, but instead Ed grabs Al and uses the fact that the Gate is right there and open to pull Al's body back through the Gate.
There isn't enough philstone left to complete the transmutation. Ed is willing to sacrifice whatever it takes - the Gate wants some vital shit indeed. Al's soul is transfered from the disintegrating philstone-armor to his body ... but because he used so much philstone to save Ed, his blood seal is gone. The re-binding of Al's soul is left incomplete.
Ed and Al die in each other's arms. Dante is disgusted, grabs her surviving homunculi, and stalks off. Something or other happens to Roy.
Now, aren't you glad I'm not on the writing staff? :)
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Date: 2004-09-26 10:46 pm (UTC)I like it about up till here. :o
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Date: 2004-09-26 10:51 pm (UTC)And y'know, having (finally) read through the fm_a comm, I have to agree that all the "Ed should die" bullshit is annoying as fuck. While it does make literary sense in some cases to kill your protagonist, Ed dying HERE is obviously 1. wrong, and 2. not going to happen. Especially that one person, who apparently thinks that Ed didn't give a shit about Al when Al ran off in ep 23/24. Was s/he watching the same ep I was? I saw Winry holding Ed back to keep him from following Al, and Ed getting up out of the hospital with a fucking hole in his side to go chase after his brother. That's what I do when I don't care if someone lives or dies, yep *rolls eyes*
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Date: 2004-09-26 11:07 pm (UTC)...well, Ed would. Al's corpse would still be kinda big and armory. >_>
I'm trying to decide if I'd rather have both of them die together than just one and it's a little... jeez, tough question. As much scorn as I have for the usual mutual-death-like-simultaneous-orgasm device, Ed and Al kind of are each other's reason for living, and... well. It's not inconceivable.
All of which is irrelevant because NEITHER OF THEM ARE GOING TO DIE. *firm nods*
Especially that one person, who apparently thinks that Ed didn't give a shit about Al when Al ran off in ep 23/24.
GRRRRrrrrrrrrrr. *chews on person's sleeve*
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Date: 2004-09-26 11:15 pm (UTC)This is what passes for romance in my world. :)
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Date: 2004-09-26 11:25 pm (UTC)That's right, you were the one who wrote Sightless Lightning, weren't you? @_@;
and are left there by Dante and Company to sleep forever in each other's arms.
I dunno. I can't see Envy passing up the opportunity to mutilate their bodies.
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Date: 2004-09-27 04:07 am (UTC)Not done with it either. *angelic smile*
I dunno. I can't see Envy passing up the opportunity to mutilate their bodies.
Ummmmmm ... Envy was eaten by the Gate! On accident-like, when Dante summoned it to eat Edward. *uses handwaving*
And when Dante leaves, she turns out all the lights, so there is darkness on Ed and Al unto eternity.
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Date: 2004-09-27 04:35 am (UTC)Well, as long as Envy dies, I'm happy. :)
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Date: 2004-09-27 07:54 am (UTC)::chokes::
Good thing episode 50 already killed me.
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Date: 2004-09-27 01:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-26 09:39 pm (UTC)::shrug:: I'm not saying it has to be happily ever after, or that the show will be ruined for me if it does end with Ed or Al dead. I'd simply prefer a happier ending for characters I love so much.
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Date: 2004-09-26 09:47 pm (UTC)