instant pairing fanfic!

[mikkeneko]

( They have sex. )

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[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Ed: MY FAITH IN A SUPREME DIETY HAS JUST BEEN RESTORED.

*SNARFS!*

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

It's the answer to all his prayers. ^_~

[reikah.livejournal.com]

Your icon = a thing of great, great beauty. o_O;;

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Thanks. ^^ I stole it from somewhere or someone on an icon community. Damn, I really need to put that credit in. *ish lazy*

[askerian]

*loves on you* <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

*loves back*

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Really makes you wonder. *hee*

[mizukori.livejournal.com]

[Laughing.]

Ed/Sciezka wins a cookie.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Yay! *swoops on cookie* As my het pairing of choice, I feel there is definitely not enough Ed/Scieszka out there. :3

[reikah.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU.

*ded from lmao*

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

*bows* I'll be here till Friday!

[reikah.livejournal.com]

... And then where will you be, huh?

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Uh...

[reikah.livejournal.com]

See, think before you post inane comments!

... *Thinks on that statement in relation to herself*

*Decides to flee back to Mexico again*

[ren-aleria.livejournal.com]

Yay!!! Spontaneous Dialogue Ficcets are my FAVORITE!!!

:: glomp ::

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Glad I could amuse you. Heh.

[ex-sockren.livejournal.com]

You're engaging in homosexual incestuous relations with your brother and you're concerned with a little societal more called monogamy? Throw me a bone here.

Omg, I am sooooo ded. So ded. I want to use that quote so bad... omg ded.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I'd love to see that.

[ex-sockren.livejournal.com]

lol ::taken::

[solitude1056.livejournal.com]

Scieszka: Hi, I'm library on legs.
Ed: MY FAITH IN A SUPREME DIETY HAS JUST BEEN RESTORED.
(They have sex, and start to build a shared library.)


YES!

*mimics Asuka and molesthumps Mikke for this inspired pairing*

[solitude1056.livejournal.com]

btw, please please please tell me you're gonna code & let me archive this... it's just frickin' hysterical. That, and I think you're out to see how many icons you can shove into a single story: red, orange, green, purple, blue...I'm gonna hafta to do a rainbow one for multiples, eh? ;D

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

It didn't occur to me that you'd want it, but you're certainly welcome to it. :)

[wiccat.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! I love you! More pairings if you want:

Greed/Envy
Greed/Al
Al/Wrath
Riza/Winry
Roy/Al
Havoc/Roy

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

^^; Well, when I said "add your own" I kind of meant "add your own instant fanfic," since I can't really do anything for pairings I've never read and don't really get, myself. Al/Wrath, for instance. Anything I cam up with would be boring.

[wiccat.livejournal.com]

You? Borin? NEVAH!! You're about as boring as an abalone and pickle sandwich ^___^

[reikah.livejournal.com]

Not as good as Mikke, alas, but you got the plotbunnies going....

Roy: Ed's gonna kill me.
Al: Niisan's gonna kill you.
(they have sex)
Ed: I'M GONNA KILL YOU, PERVERT!

Greed: You are large, and empty, and slightly metallicy. Excuse me while I throw a minion inside you. Yo, Martel, what's it like in there?
Martel: Plenty of room for your CENSORED in here, boss.
Greed: Great! *Rubs hands* You don't mind, do ya, kid?
Al: ... Do I have a choice?
Greed: That's the spirit. And now I'll show you what my ultimate shield can do...
(Cue teh armoursex)
Ed: I'M GONNA KILL YOU, PERVERT!

Roy: Fraternisation. Woe.
Havoc: STFU and light my cigarette, bitch.
(They have wild monkey sex and set the bed on fire)

Greed: I am classy, suave and classed by fangirls as being 'nice', yo.
Envy: I'm a skort-wearing psychopath given constant unresolved sexual frustration and still found sexy by fangirls who obviously hates your guts and had you sealed for a century or so.
Greed: Suck me?
Envy: ... Why the hell not?
(Much prolonged, violent and graphic homunculus sex follows)

Wrath: I HATE YOU.
Ed: Get away from my teacher!
Wrath: Not before I... ABSORB ALL HER CLOTHES INTO MY BODY! DIE, BASTARD, DIE!
Al: GET AWAY FROM HIM!
(Much tentacle rape ensues)
Wrath: How's it feel if I move my fingers.... THERE, hmm?
Al: Oooh, kinky... I MEAN, NO! BROTHER, RUN FOR SAFETY! LEAVE ME ALONE WITH WRATH, SAVE YOURSELF!
(More tentacle rape. And more. And more. And even more.)
Ed: ... I'M GONNA KILL YOU, PERVERT!

.. And I'll leave Riza/Winry for someone else. *Ahem*

Apologies for suckiness. My brain is running on UCAS forms.

[wiccat.livejournal.com]

waaaaaahahahahahaha!!! <3<3<3

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I <3 you so much. Can I include these in the file? I'll list you as cowriter of course.

[reikah.livejournal.com]

Go 'head ^_^