your spammy naruto post of the night

[mikkeneko]

Actually, Ebisu's not that bad. ^^ He seems nicer now than before, I think he's actually making an effort to connect with Naruto. And put aside his prejudices from before. And he's correct about Naruto's problems with chakra.

But he's still not the teacher Naruto needs.

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Jiraiya is the coolest thing ever (except for Rock Lee.) But I'm somewhat disturbed that Naruto sees nothing odd about the fact that Jiraiya watches him undress, tells him he's sexy, and then kneels in front of him and gropes his naked stomach. O.o

In fact, Naruto spends entirely too much time naked around Jiraiya. o_o

I like this ending theme muuuuch better than the last. ^_^


[edit] A random, off-fandom pimp: Kourei's Yami no Matsuei fanfic. Anyone who's a Hisoka fan will like this. It's Tsuzuki/Hisoka, there's shounen ai and cuddling and hurt-comfort and all the yummy fangirl candy, BUT the way she writes Hisoka's voice is so dry and sarcastic and perfectly in-character that it's impossible not to love them both.

You know, if I’d realized that the demon was this large and nasty, I would have called for reinforcement before going in to battle it. I could sure use Tatsumi’s help right now. Wonder if he’ll realize that I’m in trouble? Nah, probably not. Though you never know. He’s observant.

How nice. The demon breathes fire.

Really, though, I wish someone would come rescue me. I’m not really the type of person that wants to be rescued, but I’m in over my head and I’ll admit it.

Survival skill number one: sarcasm.

Survival skill number two: my good looks and charm. See? There’s that sarcasm. Know how to use what you’ve got.

I am so screwed.

Three long fics that make up a trilogy, and a handful of one-shots. The long fic has plot. Mmmm, plot.

Comments

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I like Jiraiya for helping Naruto in a very immediate and much-needed way (by removing Orochimaru's seal.) I also like all the pretty backgrounds and significant pauses they're giving their interactions, to make sure we know that this is a Very Important Relationship.

My gawd, this show is so dirty.

[kalikamaxwell.livejournal.com]

Naruto + sexy no jutsu + Jiraiya = OTP (er, OT3?)

Naruto is a shows that encourages shota. It just does.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I wanna know where Naruto learned to do the vapid giggle, sweet smile and head-cock, and breathy girl voice. 'Cause it's disturbingly effective.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

That's just pure, all-natural talent. And now you see why people fight about whether Naruto is uke or seme. X3

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

Dear God, he's such a seme. Seriously. I can't imagine how IC Naruto could be anything but a seme, even if he is short.

[devils-devotion.livejournal.com]

OMFG! GOOD YnM FIC! *humps yer leg* I keep telling myself that my wonky wordy writing style would be perfect for that fandom, but I've never done anything for it yet.

And now I don't need to because I have FICCAGE! *runs off*

[kytyngurl2.livejournal.com]

Everyone needs to worship Kourei! :3 Her other fics are REALLY good too. She's my favorite TB/X writer and HP writer too!

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Oh you so do! Good YnM fic is SO damn hard to find! ;_;

[devils-devotion.livejournal.com]

*gaspu!* The girl who drew the Webcomic "Arcana" was making a doujin out of Kourei's fanfiction "Live Through"! Let me dig out the link, let me dig out the link...

It be HERE (http://livethrough.keenspace.com/)!

(...And I have no clue why I just did that. Gomen for the spam, Mikke-san. ^^;;)

[asidian.livejournal.com]

*twitch* I am -so glad you did-. I. Freaking. -Love-. Her. YnM things.

-Doujinshi-. *explodes, then gathers up the pieces to go look*

[devils-devotion.livejournal.com]

^^;; The girl, Kelly Barry, draws really really pretty things.

[asidian.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I wish I'd found her stuff sooner. When I was on my YnM kick, I ended up just looking at Japanese fanart sites. ^^

*is still in the weirded-out phase of seeing Live Through with -pictures-* ^^

[devils-devotion.livejournal.com]

Well hey, I never knew Live Through was a STORY. XDDDD So we're even.

[asidian.livejournal.com]

I guess we are, at that. XD

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

So, so much love for Jiraiya. ::happy sigh:: It gets even better when Tsunade shows up.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

She hasn't turned up yet. *hopeful, though*

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

Oh, you won't meet her until after the Chuunin exams are over. You'll know when it happens, because Jiraiya comes right out and announces it.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

In fact, Naruto spends entirely too much time naked around Jiraiya. o_o

*giggles quietly to self*
*hides the Jiraiya/Naruto fics*

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

HEY HEY HEY. No hiding there, missy. Hand 'em over.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

*edges away*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... I'm shameless, yes.

[emptybackpack.livejournal.com]

-whistle- Too late. Live Through and associated already occupy half of my thumb drive for purpose of throwing at people.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Well, have you read Coyo's and Ashlea's fanfic too? ^^