Help me decide

[mikkeneko]

Which is a more appropriate phrase for the people in question: BATSHIT INSANE, or BUGFUCK CRAZY? They both have a certain ring to them.

Comments

[sukino.livejournal.com]

You know what I think. You do have me over here about to have a conniption and start screaming through my apartment. Just one word and I'll flip the switch. >:E

[bleedingsand.livejournal.com]

What. The. FUCK?!

I'd have to go with "bugfuck crazy." I don't want to waste my favorite phrase on them.

Just... SHIT. I know they're puff-puff-giving, but I don't want any of the shit they're smoking.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I know! Sit in your own corner and smoke, don't exhale in this direction. *cough cough*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

The Logic is not strong with these ones. XP

I'm utterly amused by all of this, but more in the: "Oh my god, these girls are just PATHETIC and they need to get lives" way. Does that make sense? Jeeze, I'm glad that my only forays into FMA are through personal LJs and, you know, Teh Almighty Elricest. At least Elricest fans KNOW that they're doing horribly naughty and kinky things and don't go mad-dog-Old-Yeller-insane about things.

[reikah.livejournal.com]

FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU LIKE THE WRONG SORT OF ELRICEST *all caps RAGE*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... I wasn't aware that there was anything wrong with shouta. ;__;

I mean, it's cool and kinky for Ed and Al to be young and supple, naked under the cool bedsheets and touching smooth unmarked skin, valiantly struggling to contain their gasps of pleasure so their mother doesn't hear them from her bedroom a few doors down.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I think that's a subtle hint, Kaltia.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

As subtle as a shovel to the back of the head, yes?

[reikah.livejournal.com]

At least you didn't throw any bricks, this time. :p

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I can if you want me to.

... bitch.

[mizukori.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but that cracked me up. XD

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

T___T

What's so wrong about the innocent and deep love between two young brothers who only have each other in the world, holding and kissing each other in the night, trying to reconcile their growing feelings for each other with the whims of the world?

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

How do you do that?!

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Sheer talent.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Do what?

Wax lyrical about young brothers on the cusp of manhood, confused and unsure about their own feelings and desires, yet reaching out to the only person who they can trust to understand everything?

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

Yes, that.

Do they make a pill for it? Can you buy it commercially?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

It occurs naturally, which I am blessed with. I think the supplement has not been FDA approved, though you might be able to purchase it overseas, or in Canada.

[cougarfang.livejournal.com]

Your icon and your comments have just officially slayed me.

_{But I sure died happy. ^^}

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

T_T

Do not mock my love for young brothers on the cusp of manhood, sorting out their new feelings and growing bodies by clinging to each other and the tattered remnants of their past.

[suzu.livejournal.com]

Jeeze, I'm glad that my only forays into FMA are through personal LJs

Ditto. The creepy fans totally ruined my interactive enjoyment of this series. I'll stick with my few friends that follow it.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

The creepy fans totally ruined my interactive enjoyment of this series.

Yes. Exactly. I mean, I can't even love Hughes properly because that Treesock girl has ruined him for me.

[zalia.livejournal.com]

I like Bugfuck Crazy myself, allthough the first does have a certain ring to it.

I'm just going to remain in my psychotically cheerful place about this and feel superior (and stock up on barbed comments ^^)

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Cheerful beats the alternative.

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Bugfuck? *.* You know bugfuck from Ellison, or was that just a random choice?
*has never run into anyone else who used bugfuck before*

[suzu.livejournal.com]

<.< *points to icon*

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

O.o I picked the phrase up from Harlan Ellison. Somehow, that fact and that icon just broke my brain... ^^;

[suzu.livejournal.com]

that icon just broke my brain

My job here is done, then.

actually, the icon is windsorblue's fault.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

You know, when I hear the phrase "bugfuck," I think of this doujinshi I have where Duo is some sort of cute bug/demon thing (he has demon wings, but his tail has a heart on the end of it and his antenna have hearts on the end of them) and Heero is a cute little nekoboy, and Duo shamelessly m0lest0rs Heero.

... that was random. I know. But still.

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

*blink blink* Damn it... now you've got me thinking of the Bugaloos... O.o

[devils-devotion.livejournal.com]

ninkasa can so obviously blow it out her rear. But then again, I couldn't really give a fuck about all this.

*posts porn instead* We should all take a leaf out of Haru's book.

[vainglory.livejournal.com]

Oh my.. I didnt quite get miss Batshit Insane but the Bugfuck Crazy people sound like.. wow I don't think I have words. The hell? They're going to give war? OH NOES? HIDE THE SANDPAPER AND RUN?! ...HAH the hell? It's not the end of the world wtf crawled up their ass. They sound as if the most offending thing happened to the President of dumbfuck land and them soldiers/knights of shit puddles shall seek revenge against the evil minions for deleting text..

Well my god we better start running like the wind now should we? They might fling lag attacks at your font.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*whispers*

Pssst... they're the same people. Now add up the crazy.

[vainglory.livejournal.com]

..Oh gee. XD! Same people? As in theres like many of them? Or just two kings of shit hill? HAHA Or better yet, one person pretending to have the alliance of one imaginary being.

Whatever the sort, we better be afraid incase they re-color up our fonts with their DOS powers of Black and Blue!! Oh noes!

XD! Mk this is amusing me too much.

[ashoka.livejournal.com]

You jump up and down and scream and rage when...I wonder how many of you have been outside recently, or done something other than be online, or write fanfic (all subject matter aside), or eatsleepbreathe FMA. That it's this big a deal to you is probably not a good thing.

Oh, the classic you-have-no-lives defense. Why do trolls always pull this one out? I'm sorry, I'm not the one posting deliberately inflammatory (and shittily-written) posts to a community, then sitting on the edge of my seat, biting my nails, heart fluttering with anticipation, hoping to piss off people whom I don't know in real life and who can't beat me up.

Jesus Christ. Don't get a life, get therapy.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Or better yet, lives with therapy.

From some of their comments I've seen not linked here, at least one of them really is certifiable.

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

I think they're fucking asshole nutcakes.

I am pleased, in an abstract way, that they finally got banned. I don't give a rat's ass about the fandom, but I hate seeing trolls go unsmacked.

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

Er. You know the scary part? fabricalchemist specifically says they're getting new LJs for the express purpose of trolling HOS. I think this officially old-school fandom_wank material, you know, back when wank meant "stupid fucking moronic fights that never ever die and churn out insanity every week," not "someone said something I thought was dumb and two people responded, and one was kind of snarky."

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'm wondering if this one will end up on fandom_wank again. :D

And I particularly like the "We have lives, you know! Now, if you'll excuse us, we have to go make sockpuppet trolls to continue the harassment campaign."

Platinum.

*psst*

[ymfaery]

Honestly? I was thinking about it, but 1) the fic post with the comments was deleted; and 2) I'm feeling way too lazy too apathetic to actually click around for links. XD

Re: *psst*

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Heh, it's just as well. The FMA fandom gets too bad a rap as it is.

Re: *psst*

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

>_> I might have an assemblege of links with small bits of exposition attached. Too bad that since I don't have a JF account and I'm peripherally involved in this, I couldn't post it to f_w anyway.

Re: *psst*

[ymfaery]

You can email me with it if you want (I have a gmail address under this username), and if I go ahead and post it I'll, uh, credit you? Although like I said, this thing was contained pretty fast, which is why I wasn't sure I wanted to bother in the first place.

Re: *psst*

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

I spent an hour rounding up links, and then a little birdie told me a post had already been submitted to f_w--it just hasn't cleared the modding queue yet. So I posted the links in my journal >_> But if the other one doesn't show up, feel free to grab the contents of my post and use 'em. Credit or don't; I don't really care.

It was fairly contained, but there are still some gems--mainly in fabricalchemist's obsessive crusade to troll the comm, no matter how hard she has to work to do it. She showed up in bard_linn's journal and threatened her. It was hilarious.

Re: *psst*

[ymfaery]

Heh. If so, then I don't have to worry about it. ;D

*wanders over to your journal anyway--feeling bored right now* XD